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So its been a very sleepless week. The boys have been awake for 22 hours of everyday. Choosing to sleep at moments when I am UNABLE to sleep. Times such as when I'm feeding Jonathan, Michael will be sleeping and since I of course cannot sleep and feed my child at the same time, I am stuck gazing in envy at my son who sleeps so peacefully. So sitting here with both sons on my lap, trying rock them to sleep or at least until they are quiet I have come up with these things that you never experience until you become a mom....
1. You can go without sleep for days and live on coffee, soda and toast (since these things take only seconds to make or obtain)
2. Staying up for days at time is suddenly worth it when you get a smile from your child.
3. You WILL be pooped on, peed on, chewed on and spit up on, and sometimes all in the same feeding.
4. You can multitask with the best of them. (Holding a pacifier in their mouth, eating a meal and watching a movie on tv all at the same time is small potatoes)
5. All new mothers should invest in Kodak or Fuki Film Stock, since you are genetically unable to stop taking pictures of your offspring.
6. You wash so many bottles and dishes a day just to keep the kitchen in mildly good order, you are capable of developing blisters on your fingers!
7. Your husband becomes dumber after the birth of your children. Example: You've been awake all night, trying to take 15 minute naps on a lumpy couch, you've had a migraine since you went into labor with them....and he comes out to go to work, smiles at you and tells you HE'S tired!!! (It truly is a miracle that more husbands aren't killed in the weeks following the birth of children)
8. The amount of liquid/food you put in your baby....doesn't equal the amount of stuff that comes out of your baby.
9. Bouncers/Swings are life savers and should travel everywhere with your child!!
10. You will also spend just as much money on the bouncer/swing as you do on the batteries to keep the stupid thing going!
Even though I've discovered all these fun things, there isn't anything in the world that I would trade for those special moments with my kids. It's funny, here Rick and I have been preparing for babies...but they're so much more than that! They're kids...then teenagers....then adults...this motherhood thing will never end. (I should know that better than anyone being 26 and calling MY mom at least twice a day.) I can only smile and look forward to hearing them laugh, hearing them say "I Love You Mom", walking, running, playing, getting into trouble, kissing their scraps and bumps, kissing them good night, taking them to their first day of school, their first sports game, their first school play, sleepovers with their friends, swim parties and barbeques, halloween costumes and christmas dinners, their first report card, hearing about their first kiss, and their first Prom and Homecoming, their first time driving a car and getting their drivers license....finally leading up to them getting their first apartment!! :-) It's a long road, but I can't wait to see what other thing I learn from them about being a mom.